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Sentimental (White Feathers)

I've always stated that I'll know that I've made it in life when I own an argyle fez. However, getting fez makers and argyle manufacturers in the same room has been difficult. Conjuring the synergies between the requisite – though, unfortunately, often antagonistic – parties that will allow for the creation of my argyle fez, has been damn near impossible.

For the time being I look for other such things to make me happy. In this case it was a chance to eat at a newly opened Subway in my own suburb (I love Subway) and tickets to go see Matrix Reloaded (I hate the Matrix (though (I enjoy the company of friends (who unfortunately like The Matrix (and would thus be watching it (making me feel compelled to go see it as well)))))).

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I would like some guacamole on my chimichanga with a casadía of tomato, onion, and vegetables

Being that I have a somewhat spontaneous personality it is not on rare occasions that I do things that could later be described as foolish or idiotic. In fact, I often do things not because I want to but because I've never done them before. Case in point: paying $50 to go watch Slipknot. What the fuck was I thinking?

Possibly some of the most ill-advised things that I have done would have to include my forays into vegetarianism. There are three to speak of and, as such, much speaking will be done of them as I review them for the greater good of Baal, the God of the internet.

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