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it makes children detonate explosives... that's why flies carry communications from outer space

I spent a good hour and a half of my day today watching Jurassic Park III. I had been warned that it wasn’t that great a movie, but I don’t think anything could have prepared me for the horror that this movie represented. In fact, I am fairly certain that the movie, when imbibed undiluted, can make geese in neighbouring farms retch.

The computer animatronic graphic effects were fairly well done but, as has been pointed out many times prior, good special effects don’t necessarily make for a good movie. This is especially true if some of the plot devices used are cliched and if the plot holes can house a good proportion of the dinosaurs and the trailers they lived in during the filming of the film.

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