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Confessions of a Misspent Weekend - Splendour in the Grass - 2004

wonderful, yes

This review was written in spurts over the period of a week, if it doesn't flow well, that is why.

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A slew, a veritable slew, of concerts. (For Allen Ginsberg) (For Quentin Tarantino)

Wednesday – 15/10/03 - (One Way Out - Gyroscope - Less Than Jake)

On Wednesday I saw Less Than Jake supported by Gyroscope and One Way Out.

One Way Out were a generic new school punk band that sounded like a billion and one other generic new school punk bands. Please, please, write another song about a girl or unrequited love because it’s become readily apparent that the rich tapestry of music that you are contributing to has yet to tear under the weight of your seemingly endless bloated cliches. And we can’t have that, can we?

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it makes children detonate explosives... that's why flies carry communications from outer space

I spent a good hour and a half of my day today watching Jurassic Park III. I had been warned that it wasn’t that great a movie, but I don’t think anything could have prepared me for the horror that this movie represented. In fact, I am fairly certain that the movie, when imbibed undiluted, can make geese in neighbouring farms retch.

The computer animatronic graphic effects were fairly well done but, as has been pointed out many times prior, good special effects don’t necessarily make for a good movie. This is especially true if some of the plot devices used are cliched and if the plot holes can house a good proportion of the dinosaurs and the trailers they lived in during the filming of the film.

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