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Deep Sea 3D - IMAX Darling Harbour - 21/06/06

Five minutes to quickly turns to ten minutes over the hour. No sign of open doors and three women eat out one box of popcorn with their mouths open. Kernels hit the ground with as much frequency as the clicking and yapping of their jaws. Talk over the popcorn intensifies as they struggle to find the coordination to hit their mouths with their hands. A streaming sight of yellow explodo is done and all over with each encroaching patron.

Steadily the stream of people flapping about builds to line the foyer. Or whatever they call that area in front of the candy stand. Not everyone calls it a foyer.

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Secret Window

I generally have little time for movies based on books (or novellas) by Stephen King – the only decent adaptation of a Stephen King book being The Shining, and, even then, mostly because the prodigiously talented Stanley Kubrick directed it.

However, this movie, unlike, say, Sleepwalkers, was directed well; the suspense was suspenseful, the creepiness creepy, and the violence grisly.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Wednesday, befuddlement on the premise of a preview the night before national release and a mysterious no show started the ripple in the sea. With five minutes before the card screamed late entry, the walk was set and the pass lost into the hand of a capped man. A man from Buena Vista who would later appear with a single syllable for a name at the front of the cinema asking for ten people. Not a single volunteer stepped up until the rush shortly after the utterance of words kind to a lot of freeloaders, "prize pack." A quick culling and distribution following effete renditions of pirate imitations, aaaargghs and mateys were thrown impotently into the crowd. P2P was never mentioned.

Following the moose from Disney's Brother Bear a snide remark from a man behind was heard. Sarcasm was dripping in his humourless and corporated veins. Too out of it to fit into it and the agony could be heard in the woman who was glad it was dark. Armrests were low slung and cupholders knocked with the knees in cinema 10, an unexplained late change from 7. Two seats on either side, enough for the unexpected flailing of arms looking for relief on what was expected to be a long film. Fun, but long.

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