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Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid

Just out of the carpeted area near the box office of the George street cinema complex is a man holding a sign desperate to sell a preview pass for the night’s feature, Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (a sequel of sorts to the Jennifer Lopez and Jon Voight monster movie, Anaconda). At an unabashed $15 not a single person paid a second look and nobody from the front of house staff bothered to usher his sneaker wearing feet from the area. Factor in the dress of the man resembling that of an unkempt homeless guy, the cardboard notice inked with as much stain, and a diseased look. Maybe they weren’t getting near for another reason.

Empty seats in a red sea of wariness filled cinema nine showing up the poor attendance of a free preview screening. Behind, two couples with mouths squeaky and in front, a woman writing a review in the dark with her two cracked up friends. To think again, most of the section toward the back were either on crack, freshly toasted or wanted to star in their own kind of Mystery Science Theatre 3000.

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