WW of W Heads up State Rail!!

Alex Yamakazi - Thursday, April 17, 2003 - 00:49:20 - print it raw

Since we are on a state rail thread here I have another theory to offer. It seems that whenever a tiny bit of water falls from the sky i.e. RAIN, the entire State Rail transportation "system" falls apart. After much thought I have concluded that this is because the state transit system is actually under the control of the Wicked Witch of the West. Due to her magical influence, the appearance of rain causes an "I'm MEEEEEEEEEELLLLTING" response in the transit system spawning a plague of "City Rail apologises for any inconvenience caused" messages spoken in the witch's spookily dulcet tones. (note they do not apologise for ANGUISH which I think would be a TAD more accurate!!!)

This also explains the lack of communication skills of State Rail employees. The Witch is having problems teaching her shaved flying monkeys english.

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