The Wax Conspiracy

Social avoision: Escaping the gaze and gawp of chuggers

Ethan Switch - Friday, May 18, 2007 - 23:40:03 - print it raw

City walkers and the charity muggers, of good causes and not so not-for-profit organisations. Walking and beating the streets with hands out and clipboard at the steady ready. Walk too close and be caught into the spiral of spin, watching on as the others around find themselves passing by, sweating off their brows, saved for another day.

Looking like a jerk and saying "No thanks you mung bean muncher" is one thing. A skill for those with no compunction for the workers below the ever breaking leather belt line. Talking with an excuse to not talk, a hard effort for some.

Another avenue is to fall in line behind a group and hope for the best, that they will offer the lamb to slaughter with an open run away from the scene. Eye contact kills opportunity for escape and it's the smart traveller who navigates away from the scene, even crossing the street.

Another tact is to steer directly into the face and ask a simple question to misdirect and flumble. One such as, "Where is the local tea palace?" or a more subdued, "Can you tell me how to get to the library?"

Take one ready at all times and face the onslaught never more with a hint of fear. Given the prospect of helping another, the gammy requistioner will invariably forget about their cause and look to help.

Crashing can make easy work of avoiding a certain situation.

 

On that note...

« Name

» email

« website

 

» Seance slaughter causes skin to get cold

« Priest at the party playing cards with heroin

 

The Human Stain

Tagged

class=hst

The Wax Conspiracy to your pocket

Lasso our views and keep a fresh and up-to-date eyeball on our latest reviews, articles and filthy somesuch. More pink eye?

Filthy scum

Wicked Archives

class=etc

 

Articles and all that more wordy stuff

Homebrew Diary - Wheatbeer of misery
If what can turn a foul mood around becomes the harbinger of the foul mood, what happens next? Turn it into a learning experience. And when that learning curve makes a late break over the plate, you'd better start to swing away.
Homebrew Diary - Blackrock IPA + Hops
It doesn't take a big man to admit that he drinks. It takes a big man to get wasted and perform impromptu sermons naked from a balcony; raving upon the ravages of the insanity of stata bylaws and noisy offspring in adjoining arpartments...
Homebrew Diary - Barrel of Blackrock Pale Ale
The journey toward enlightenment need not begin in any particular direction so much as that it needs to begin at all - and if you create your own beery reality with which to illuminate yourself, enlightenment can indeed glass you in the jaw in the comfort of your own bathtub.

class=grimm

id=vonnegut

Creative Commons License

© Copyright 2002-2008 The Wax Conspiracy

 

feed
grab our full and fatty feed

The Natural Wax T-Shirt for sale

Nipples need protection from the elements?
Armpit hair needs a lair? Bellybutton catching too many flies?
Then grab this comfy chest covering and other kinds of T-shirts at The Wax Sweatshop.

id=ufo