Smoke in the Eyes, Arses in the Air

Ethan Switch - Friday, 21 November, 2003 - 19:36:37 - print it raw

As a Frenchman climbing all over the Sydney Harbour Bridge playing indicator, the time is ripe for a massive sweep of home invasions during the Rugby World Cup between England and Australia on Saturday night. Alain Robert, also known as the hyphenetically absent Spiderman, said that the reasoning behind his scaling was that it was "once in time life," as captured before being shoved into the back of a police van waiting patiently at the bottom as he climbed down the bridge.

As the media spotlighted this poor excuse for security around one of Sydney's main landmark, the NSW Police instead chose to highlight their prescence in the World Cup finals, "Patrons can expect to see a noticeable police presence in and around the stadium," Assistant Commissioner Chris Evans said. "As part of our security plan we will be searching bags, and if you don’t want to miss any part of the final, get there early."

Enterprising home raiders know that a small bag and time are essential in making a quick entry and escape into the residences of victims who may or may not be present at the time of the criminal act. The Police are possibly getting themselves ready for supplying their stock in upcoming police auctions on goods recovered or even perhaps to satiate the thirst of a few heeled informants.

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