Slice of Lemon and a Slice of Stereotypical Marketshare

Ethan Switch - Monday, 13 October, 2003 - 19:40:18 - print it raw

Pornography has long since been the wonder of the Net and the most lucrative of the market models raking space in bare flesh and quiet rooms. So the most obvious attack to the dead head viewers of advertisements over the television are those looking to further permeate the link between broadband and sexy, maybe even erotic, images.

And to this fact is the little Froggy Internet company adorer, DoDo Internet. Their latest spots feature the sports model, Ali Mutch trying to carry over the phone sex talk with an infertile and extinct bird wiped out due to its succulent meat and slow pace. Previous to this were spots covered by Yvonne Adele who years ago shed her name in favour of the Ms Megabyte moniker. And before that was a fat kid who could not stop eating despite his apparent submission to the way of the obese.

A fat kid home alone with no parents and yet gorging endlessly on food. A woman who has lost her true identity like Sandra Bullock in the movie that came after the bus left. And now a model looking for greater exposure. Either as it was suggested that these new spots with Ali Mutch are an attempt to 'sex' up the image of their company in line with BigBlue Internet, another player in the new broad band lease, or they're trying to cover their bases.

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