Ethan Switch - Tuesday, 24 August, 2004 - 17:57:50 - print it raw
With nary an exbomblastory swimming-like highlighted mention on the spectacular collapse on the official Australian Olympic Committee's website, Sally Robbins continues to be ostracised following her collapse in the women's rowing eight (coxed) finals. Expected to face disciplinary charges following their roasting and public criticism of Robbin's efforts, her team mates have turned their back on the Sydneysider, even more so following background reports of being a repeat offender.
With the ever more aroused suspicion that terrorists are lying in wait at the Games, it's come to the whispering fore that Robbins may very well be a sleeper agent.
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