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Neither Rain, Nor Sleet Nor French Feigned Snow

Ethan Switch - Sunday, 18 January, 2004 - 22:10:07 - print it raw

Massive was the dying Christmas tree outside the government building as reporters of the world ran with the story of the French looking to run out all non secular symbols from the State. One such item taken particularly of offense was that of the headscarf usually worn by Muslim women, the Hijaab. Taken aside and beaten publicly with other religious symbols such as two planks of wood fashioned in a perpendicular stance and Jewish men walking around with visible circumcisions it was warned that further entry into the schools would be extremely difficult.

An open letter from the Hizub ut-Tahrir to President Jacques Chirac wishes to call upon an ages old favour once given the fallen king of France, Francis I. Essentially, a request for reciprocation on goodwill acts come to bear. Dated on the same day as delivery through a march to the President, himself it's shown to be that the force behind such a showing either puts to shame the competency of the French postal system or has no regard or belief in it.

 

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