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Mortality, Variety and Lower Suicide Numbers

Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 3 December, 2003 - 19:35:25 - print it raw

With the 20 million mark about to be hit by some newborn, immigrant or returning ex-pat, the ABS have taken to shedding some light on the fact that the darkness in death is scattered like the blood staining the walls of a rather messy execution murder without the proper plastic sheeting. If a killing is planned, at least put as much effort into the concealment.

Cancer (mentioned as "malignant neoplasms") and heart diseases proudly rocked into the top spot taking down 48% of the registered deaths. Of those that were aware, which included largely the suicidal, their numbers were down sadly down following the previous account. A disheartening number given that a little push over the edge of a high rise building can at times be messy in the allocation of causes of death.

 

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