More Than Prices Falling at Westfields

Ethan Switch - Friday, 4 July, 2003 - 18:14:10 - print it raw

Three shopping mall deaths in two days and yet the police claim that despite occurring at a Westfields Shopping Centre and that two of the three fell to their deaths, they were unrelated.

Reports have the first male plunging to his death from the fifth level down on to the second level of the Westfields in Parramatta. The same reports reiterate the fact that the fifth floor and the location of his wayward departure downward were where the foodcourt was.

The second man, as Asian as the first, was found bound and gagged on one of the car park levels of the same complex mere minutes later. First conclusions pointed to a murder/suicide.

The third, an elderly woman was found splattered and dead as the fashion on her legs at the Westfields in Hurtsville.

Is this the great cycle of life? Born into the world in the search of food to occasionally lose your way and end up withered and lonely? Consumerism shall be the death of the populace.

These three might have taken the wrong cue from all the falling prices that have now been removed from the end of the financial year sales.

The stock of Westfields Holdings didn't exactly tumble.

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