The Wax Conspiracy

Junkie Rush to the Clearance Illusion

Ethan Switch - Monday, 23 June, 2003 - 15:54:22 - print it raw

Another weekend has passed and with it another load of merchandise slashed and rehashed to entice the wandering eyes of the window shoppers into the store and up to the cash registers.

Sales periods come around every few months to spur the movement of old stock in favour of space for the new. A conflict exists when the stores want the customers to consume all manner of developments, upgrades and higher buffed sheens while still having to find a reason for pushing the aging stock like the dealers cramming down free heroin down the gullets for the repeat business model to ring true. Taking the free hits the junkie neophytes stir into a fit and want more and more of the same, but the dealer no longer hands out the junk for free, money exchanges hands and the shaking of the skeleton is heard throughout.

And the old shelf stock is now obsolete or less worthy of the real estate it owns thanks to the new wares.

If a customer can be fooled into thinking that they're in time with the new hit, the dealer/retailer has staked a new soul. A depleted pile of the similar merchandise should be enough, unless the projected original height of the stack obscures the price of the product. A plan undone. A lie exposed.

 

Your feedback

«

«

«

*Optional. Email addresses are neither published, nor collected.

 

» Saturation of Sex Stepped for an Image

« Splicing Lines Underneath a Plaque of Saos

 
class=hst

The Wax Conspiracy to your pocket

Finger your nose and keep a fresh and up-to-date eyeball on our latest reviews, articles and filthy somesuch. What is that?

 

Articles and all that more wordy stuff

Where in Kentucky - Mammoth Cave National Park
Monstrously, and seemingly neverending, sitting under the home ground of Colonel Sanders, the world's largest cave system. Yucatan comes nowhere close. Not even Cocklebiddy poses a threat. No comparison. Small holes looking up at a big fat long one. Sadly, with possible age and lack of food, no minotaurs to be found within the lime walls.
Homebrew Diary - Wheatbeer of misery
If what can turn a foul mood around becomes the harbinger of the foul mood, what happens next? Turn it into a learning experience. And when that learning curve makes a late break over the plate, you'd better start to swing away.
Homebrew Diary - Blackrock IPA + Hops
It doesn't take a big man to admit that he drinks. It takes a big man to get wasted and perform impromptu sermons naked from a balcony; raving upon the ravages of the insanity of stata bylaws and noisy offspring in adjoining arpartments...

class=grimm

id=vonnegut

For lovers of reviews on music, books and theatre with advice and fiction on life and evolution.

Creative Commons License

© Copyright 2002-2009 The Wax Conspiracy

The Natural Wax T-Shirt for sale

Nipple protection from the elements?
Armpit hair needs a lair?
Bellybutton catching too many flies?

Then grab this comfy chest covering and other kinds of T-shirts at The Wax Sweatshop.

id=ufo