Greased all over, they win gold medals for this

Ethan Switch - Wednesday, September 1, 2004 - 23:59:34 - print it raw

Welcomed home amid a throng of flashbulbs and uncontrollable tear ducts, the Australian athletes of the Athens 2004 Olympics. From one campaign to another, their first steps onto terra firma were into and alongside the arms of the greasy politicians set now into day three of Election 2004.

Cheesy grins and handshakes whole hearty, the players in the game watched in awe as the tussle to brace their full set of front teeth rattled the other. Howard over Latham, Latham over Howard; the sparks were bright and gloss sheens high in the afterglow of such a raw performance.

Sweating to the oldies, the leader of the Liberals and the leader of Labor rubbed themselves down and all over the glory and gold showering the athletes. Tongues were flapping madly on the wings of the cherished. Vigour is seen and Mr Sheen looks set to buff out the scandals of truth and dignity and all inbetween.

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