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Glebova hands Universe to Zuleyka Rivera

Ethan Switch - Monday, July 24, 2006 - 19:33:59 - print it raw

Into the role of Miss Universe 2006, and heading the international cartel of the Miss (with members Earth, World and International later this year), Miss Puerto Rico, Zuleyka Jerris Rivera Mendoza. Installed as the 55th bearer of the crown.

Marking the return of Puerto Rico as the nationality of the defender, having held it four times previous, its Rivera's turn to hold the universe in check after the ceremonial passing from last year's Miss Universe, Natalie Glebova.

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Easter is...

Ethan Switch - Monday, April 17, 2006 - 23:51:05 - print it raw

Chosen for the period when reincarnation is met with chocolate covered morsels set to fatten up children addicted to obesity.

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Cranberry sauce and a purse full of strings

Ethan Switch - Friday, April 7, 2006 - 23:17:35 - print it raw

Casting doubt upon the minds of the wayward, wretched with thoughts of sinful behaviour and unhygienic food practises, a three foot woman by the name of Marle Gureon.

Once, a champion spirit for the local church. Now a lonely middle aged woman waving about a cane and spitting epithets from under her breath. For those within close range, an ear piercing bowel movement, for those out of ear shot, tranquility in the ignorance and futility of their existence.

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Chocolate fisting like many of his unshaven breed

Ethan Switch - Thursday, February 23, 2006 - 14:29:24 - print it raw

Jittering amongst the feeble masses leads one to unwrap his loin cloth, full view and in the public distress of the domain. Walking bare and as rich as hairs on a bowling ball set aflame, Raye Burton dances a tappity tap across the pond.

Parents and children have complained to the local council and police to no avail. His unsightly visage disappearing as numbers gather around to discharge lunches and breakfasts from the imagery.

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Foul of mind they

Ethan Switch - Wednesday, February 1, 2006 - 23:55:17 - print it raw

Cast forth into the wind, a flock of sheep dive to their death. The shepherd of the flock; drunk on wine and out cold with the town's harlot. Ferdinand Keron, a travelling man short on history and long on lies.

Walking through the marsh that the small town of Irnsvale called a lake, Keron found himself with pockets full of weeds and socks soaked in the putrid waste of the power plant. Finding a rock to scrape his clothes on, he befriended the then owner of the church.

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Legless and lawless in a land of lament

Ethan Switch - Wednesday, January 25, 2006 - 12:31:39 - print it raw

Sizzling with the heat of prayer made too long and a thought stuck on one, Nuan Tian Teng found his sweaty forehead seared with the mark of contemplation. A devout follower of the Buddhist faith, his skin was remarkably cool to the touch despite the exposed tissue below the surface of skin.

A vaunted regular at the Spice Boys Indian takeaway restaurant in the Hunter Connection, Teng was caught off guard by a remark made on his regular mid morning journey to the hole in the wall. Finding the mysterious concept too consuming, his thoughts lay his head on the bain marie for the weight and wait.

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