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Fighting fishes found fighting fond fissures

Ethan Switch - Tuesday, August 2, 2005 - 15:35:10 - print it raw

Breaking through a cellar door in outer-inner west-eastern Sydney, authorities were shocked to discover no apparent beauty in the shattered egress.

Alarmed by the sudden presence of uniforms, members of the backyard fighting outfit running at the time threw themselves and their gladiatorial axolotls sideways into the walls.

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In My Dreams I Walk With My True Friends

Belvedere Jehosophat - Tuesday, July 5, 2005 - 23:25:34 - print it raw

The communication devices were duplications of the little egg-shaped maraca that sits on the bookshelf.

The giant bug overlord was the picture of the beetle’s jaws on the cover of Kafka’s Metamorphosis, and, similarly, the bare breasted guards were variations on the bare breasted girl on the cover of Eco’s The Mysterious Flame of Queen Loana.

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secrete nonsense 2

Belvedere Jehosophat - Friday, June 24, 2005 - 00:03:46 - print it raw

He was woken by a sound across the other side of the room.

Knowing that there was nothing in his room that could produce such a noise of its own accord he began to suspect that perhaps there was an intruder. Turning on the light, however, he saw nothing and, listening close, he heard even less.

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Fingers are all thumbs; ill at ease with nobbly knees

Ethan Switch - Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 17:10:54 - print it raw

Breaking out the hives and collecting thanks from all round, Deputy Prime Minister John Anderson flew his body upon the defection/rejection heap so currently circulating waters of scientifically watered blubber. Stepping down as the leader of the National Party, Anderson takes the leave the leadership and Federal Transport ministry under his own thrust, settling in for lengthy nap sessions on the backbench of Parliament.

Chinese defector Chen Yonglin vents his lament at his pinballing status between China and Australia. Feeling rather abandoned, like a six-legged canine sporting two penises, the Chinese national continues to look smart and well presented in many appearances wandering around. Despite not having a place to call home, Yonglin still strays far from the typical homeless attire and demeanour seen often urinating over grates.

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Prime Minister misses out on killing Iraqi strapped hostage

Ethan Switch - Thursday, June 16, 2005 - 18:49:49 - print it raw

Shocking a gaggle of ministers and cabinet members falling half-asleep in another round of empty beers during question time in Parliament, Prime Minister John Howard fell soft on revelations that hostage Douglas Wood's had been rescued from his Iraqi captors.

Mumbling utter breaths of appreciation and indignation, the one-eyed attendees in the plush leather seats were merely disturbed from their nap time at the bark of the miraculous news.

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Falun on good times of a messy defection ordeal

Ethan Switch - Wednesday, June 8, 2005 - 19:47:14 - print it raw

Embassies are once again embracing the full swing of relevance on foreign soils in the current political casserole of the Australian state of mind. Those in particular in the beneficial afterglow of concurrency include the Chinese and Indonesian consulates.

Flowing out from a weed on the Schapelle Corby decision, the powdery squeeze flew into the face of Ambassador Imron Cotan. Dizzy and so busy, the office worked itself with the backlash of sentencing a drug smuggler back in Indonesia. Its arrival on the Indonesian Embassy clearly vying for desperate attention as the week dragged on with the tossing and turning over the state and fate of Chinese defector Chen Yonglin.

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