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Ritalin flames drop dripping all those student frames

Ethan Switch - Friday, March 31, 2006 - 19:17:38 - print it raw

Earlier in the week, a nondescript five families, with no apparent links to fish or severed horse heads, set forth with a class action lawsuit against Novartis. Novartis being the pharmaceutical company supplying the blood streams of young children with Ritalin.

For the younger set devoid of simple pleasures in attention and replete with hyperactivity, an added bonus is that of the possible hallucinogenic effects.

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The Machine

Belvedere Jehosophat - Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 21:46:33 - print it raw

The day is split up into five equal time periods. The machine that consumes their labour breaks down at least once a day during these time periods, though, sometimes, rarely, very rarely, twice a day.

If the machine breaks down during the third or fourth period it is absolutely guaranteed to not break down again for the rest of the day.

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wish for something better

Belvedere Jehosophat - Sunday, December 25, 2005 - 09:30:17 - print it raw

Merlina, the crow, spoke to me and said, "Do you not know, can you not tell, that your blood is diseased?"

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Rallies for workers' rights rally with protests for rights

Ethan Switch - Tuesday, November 15, 2005 - 20:18:33 - print it raw

Taking charge of centres across the country, rallies for workers' rights and protests large in impressive and throbbing numbers. Fuelling the fires of their ire, the Howard government's impending and near complete changes and abolition of laws concerning industrial relations.

Initial numbers from the Martin Place and Belmore Park gatherings in Sydney rounded off at 10 000 and 20 000 respectively. As reports filtered through to the respective union sites and news reports, the main Sydney rally popped digits from 40 000 to 45 000 collectively and dynamically.

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Terrorism in Australia catches up in world wide fever stakes

Ethan Switch - Wednesday, November 9, 2005 - 12:30:25 - print it raw

For too long on the sidelines watching other Iraq invading countries bathe in all the Muslim and terrorism raiding joviality, the Australian federal government rushed through anti-terrorism legislation earlier in the month.

Releasing the Senate hounds in sending through the lingering legislation on a "specific and credible" threat, Prime Minister John Howard was proud at the achievement and speed of the process.

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What the deuce are they planning next?

Jimmy Weasel - Thursday, November 3, 2005 - 17:08:33 - print it raw

In a deft slight-of-hand media spin cycle, not only have specific credible threats been suggested as the best distraction of monstrous IR reform and anti-terror legislation, but an email hoax to better Virgin mobile and PlayStation marketing campaigns has savaged inboxes throughout the city of Sydney.

"It's surprising that peoples 'FWD' buttons don't just fall off from overuse. I hate your goddamn jokes, and I don't think the NSW Police are going to circulate warnings the same way that parents generate money for MSN sponsored kids," hissed one cynic on the train today.

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