Aperçus of Media and Marketing

Breast cancer awareness raises thoughts of penises

Ethan Switch - Thursday, 19 May, 2005 - 18:49:39 - print it raw

Coming all over the extremely recent news of Kylie Minogue's breast cancer diagnosis, the return thrust and throbbing of the male ego began in covert earnest across a few different media articles.

Shakey Iraqi talks and negotiations continue a wobbling pace over Australian hostage Douglas Wood. Muslim cleric, Sheik Taj el-Din Al Hilaly, recently spoke with the contractor about teasing out his life and situation. Though ordinarily rendered as a surname, the Australian Broadcasting Corporation chose to run with the title, Sheikh speaks with 'Wood'.

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Quarter pounder of sedatives in cardboard burgers flush out sedated

Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 6 April, 2005 - 19:03:45 - print it raw

Contradiction sauces the buffed banana peels and foreskins of grapes. The Golden Arches of McDonalds are continuing with their aggressive strategy to win back the clotted arteries and congested colons of the millions of zombies around the world.

A battle that wages on following two rather recent blows. One, a guerilla documentary, Supersize Me, featuring the excess of an excessive all-you-can-inject-through-the-veins diet. The other, a recently cow tipped CEO who proudly confessed to eating the company product for years shortly before an unrelated heart failure.

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Screen printing impressions of a voting system

Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 16 March, 2005 - 17:59:07 - print it raw

Swimming lanes deep in waters for the arts and design, the expression exhibition Sydney Esquisse continues frightening the lost and peculiar of the city. Installations and decorations for the culturally hungry hip flask of the inner, inner city streets. Navigations through discolourations of a venn diagram under the swarming lights of dot matrices.

Only a few days remain before the close of shop once again for another year as the voting on the T-shirt competition runs parallel. Throwing open the selection in the competition, partners Incu Clothing and the Galeries Victoria are forging an attempt at a self-styled stick at politics.

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Limber ballyhoo puff through a spacious car boot

Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 16 February, 2005 - 22:38:05 - print it raw

Spluttering and clinging to near death, asking for that caramello flavoured exit from The Alfred Hospital, Maria Korp looks set to take the crown and throne of porcelain as the newest advertising boon. Thanks in large part to the efforts of her possibly soon-to-be-ex-husband, Joe Korp and his mistress in a dress, Tania Herman, the womping and wafting of Mrs. Korp a little too early may affect her future rank in the standings.

With her lead in the rankings now so close to that of dynamically rigid Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman, all that is needed is a certificate of death and an overpass will be for her and the internet dating/swingers site so mentioned in all news reports.

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Tsunami devastation attempts to squeal out terrorism titles

Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 12 January, 2005 - 18:47:55 - print it raw

The world continues to reel in the cash for the tsunami victims more than the rest of the Indian Ocean knows how to salt. Funds and donations on aggregate ensuring that even the laid back and penniless have contributed their small nothingness toward the grand scheme of charity in spirit only.

Muslims in Indonesia are wary on the incoming aid relief, the suspicions of a Christian tidal wave rampant with the foodstuffs hauled their way. The washing away of people en masse, and the new religion of another county looks tempting under a god that would wipe out half their tourism.

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One of 3 walking defiantly beyond the dead end road

Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 21 July, 2004 - 13:24:38 - print it raw

Paid in the cheese and crackers of paltry commission rates and network leads, one man has been spotted going further than his backpacker colleagues in drumming up new faces toward his daily quota. Their lot, in this case, are the minions suckling at the third teat of Hutchinson Telecom's 3 network.

Residential blocks have been harsh: homeowners and squatters locking doors and gates tighter and faster than they would for the Mormons or disenfranchised and seriously waylaid Hari Krishnas. Commericial blocks have been equally rabid, their walls and businesses plastered in warnings similar to those warding off the bill posters of ramshackle establishments and venues.

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