Ethan Switch - Tuesday, 24 January, 2006 - 16:40:19 - print it raw
Yajaira Bruna, a young man many considered part of the few, was walking along an ill-lit street late on Friday night. Fresh from celebrations with his brethren, he was slightly inebriated and smelled of a hint of cumin.
His left shoe was missing and his walk staggered from a combination of his dragging toe, bloodied by the loss of nail, and the level of alcohol in his system.
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Ethan Switch - Saturday, 7 January, 2006 - 15:06:17 - print it raw
With help from an extra leap second for New Year's Eve of 2005, the nation's drivers and passengers trumped last year's holiday road toll. Staggering through the doors of hell with an impressive 30 count corpse increase, the tally of 78 crumpled and charred remains leaves a high mark for the next Christmas and New Year period.
Showing a renewed effort over last year, Queensland rose to the challenge and added a baker's dozen to read 19. One short of the reigning champions. An effort which brought out all reserves to include those without licences to drive.
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Ethan Switch - Tuesday, 6 December, 2005 - 23:25:13 - print it raw
Losing ground in the doom filled fillo pastry of a world conquered by the obese, with men swabbing guts holding more than other bellies can, Kevin "Big Kev" McQuay flipped the big bird and washed his cleaning products down the drain along with his life.
Suffering a heart attack last night, the Gold Coast businessman, famous for shouting over his flamboyant shirts, died at the age of 55 and with the volume set beyond all others.
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Ethan Switch - Friday, 2 December, 2005 - 14:49:35 - print it raw
Like the potential victims of his short-lived career as a drug courier, Van Nguyen twitched till dead by the virtue of non-life. Hanged by the Singaporean Government at 06:00 Singapore time (09:00 Australian Eastern Daylight Savings time) early this December morning.
Holding vigil under the threat of protest, supporters, choked by tears and sorrow, lightened up the gates of Changi prison, keeper of the man convicted three years ago of moving masses of malice.
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Ethan Switch - Tuesday, 27 September, 2005 - 23:22:39 - print it raw
Don Adams, famous for being the voice of Inspector Gadget in Inspector Gadget, was chosen by a lung infection and died at Cedars Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles on Sunday. Adams was also well-known for the role of Maxwell Smart, a bumbling and high-ranking secret agent for secret spy organisation CONTROL.
Dead after 82 years of living, Adams, worth two 43s, falls four years shy of his Agent 86 character's designation.
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Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 7 September, 2005 - 18:28:25 - print it raw
On the battle of posthumous work getting harder and harder to score, agent Mike Eisenstadt let loose with the news that his one time and now rigor mortis client, Bob Denver, died on Friday.
Following complications from cancer, the death at the Wake Forest University Baptist Medical Centre in North Carolina comes despite continuing focus on the weather and in particular, the watery forces of a vengeful Mother Nature.
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