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Ancient apercus from September 2006

All my questions, never an answer, nothing but a headwound

Ethan Switch - Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 23:56:16

Wake up, it's too late.

Middle of the night and the missing are as blank as the stares down in the middle of the day. A hazy scene of waves that shimmer with the shine of sweat and blood. More room to move, but with less to move about, around and among.

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Turn faces to paces and its closing down with the sun, hun

Ethan Switch - Friday, September 22, 2006 - 23:52:51

Kick a busted out tire and wrap it round a calamari ring, the mood for painting socks into the wind is but coming to a close for another pair of much vaunted public figure Australians.

Leading into the charged memorial on the first half of the week, with fans flocking in red and black and hitting Sandown Raceway, Peter Brock. Driver of a few cars, champion of a many years and titles, a run in with a tree getting the better of him.

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Glowing magic bullets will prevail and take a breath

Ethan Switch - Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 23:56:27

More than a gasp will ever allow. Less than a clasp will ever disavow. Secrets of the south head north for the winter's spring. Disillusion in the make up, a break up and the shake up of the weak little sapling.

Make with the merry go round and a round and round it goes. Where it stops, only the beat of a soft sound truly knows. One that comes shortly after the cracking of the back of the head. A poison arrow made lead, straight through the heart with a direct line through the mouth.

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Secrets on the state of mutual existence of the new and improved

Ethan Switch - Monday, September 18, 2006 - 20:07:47

Patrons of the white tiles and bright fluorescent lights covering floors and ceilings of supermarkets, department stores and pharmacies regularly face the option of buying products exclaimed to be "new" and "improved."

A state of existence and a proclamation that should fetch some finer inspection and yet faces none, or little at all.

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Folding one hand as the jester bites off the other

Ethan Switch - Friday, September 15, 2006 - 23:56:50

Switch a kick up on the closure front as one company swipes the loss right from under another's bellows. Two hands, three fingers, and the entire slab of carrot cake done and down before the fat lady from human resources reaches the elevators.

Speculation across the weeks at the Mitsubishi plant in Adelaide rifles the stress balls and tests the resolve of the working force. Those in the production line most likely to lose out and on their jobs and livelihoods. Constant and reckless like the horse found rummaging through the back issues of a seedy adult book store.

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Abandoned and pushed to the max against the machines

Ethan Switch - Wednesday, September 13, 2006 - 17:58:25

To cry out and not have anyone acknowledge the pain. To whimper and scratch at posts with not a care in the world and not a witness to bear. It's the state of affairs when the higher ups, with their longer legs and longer arms, rush for their own sake and safety.

They'll leave you all alone fending for your own right. That's the rule of the wild and that's what makes raising the kids an easier experience. Such is the fate of any one still on the plains, and even worse still, of those living the death that creeps ever closer on each waking day.

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Why you call a building a building when it is already built

Ethan Switch - Monday, September 11, 2006 - 20:26:28

Buildings, though built, inspire the building of other buildings by future builders who are turned on to building buildings by visiting the building or by being in its presence.

Vague in hold and wide in the pants department, "buildings" encompass many forms. Structures referred to as "houses", "condos" and "strip malls" are all of the genus.

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Peter Brock fatally crashes out on Irwin's Khaki Day

Ethan Switch - Friday, September 8, 2006 - 19:49:32

Clipping another smashing fine week for tributes to media saturation of the oiled and fallen, certified racing legend Peter Brock primes the funeral pump with his passing.

Slamming around a tree during day two of the Targa West rally session, Brock's co-driver, Mick Hone, only suffered prangs to his chassis. There is no hope for ironing out the shock sustained to the Daytona Coup.

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Snakes killing and drinking with psychiatric needles

Ethan Switch - Wednesday, September 6, 2006 - 23:22:04

Mind games feed the waste of sanity into the churn master which creates butter of thought and the ease of stress. Rules of life know no steadfast partitions to lean against. Anything they do, others do better and with more sting in their stringy beings than yesterday's hero.

Multiplication and division of the species from the ground below wets up the slippery surface of the chase. On empty, and with no venom but for its tongue the undergrowth hides in full view the asps and adders.

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Stingray boosts Croc Hunter Steve Irwin's fortunes

Ethan Switch - Tuesday, September 5, 2006 - 23:54:59

Escalating competition in the documentary market and the resurgence of the environment as an issue are possibly behind the fatal attack of Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin.

Trained stingray platoons yesterday sent one of their short-tail own to silence Irwin as he was filming another one of his documentaries. The unidentified fish stabbed the owner and operator of Australia Zoo with its poisonous barb causing his heart to seize and ruin the loose story board of the documentary.

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