Ethan Switch - Wednesday, August 30, 2006 - 23:53:32
Hearing enough for the jokes that riddle them, the canvas spreads out in directions across the rocks. From over to under and over on under, the scope of vision holds no truth to their predicament.
Chasing the animals in the zoo is like safari without the pressure or fear of having to return empty handed. Strip it all down, remove the walls, moats and small children and the feast is far more a different beast.
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Ethan Switch - Tuesday, August 29, 2006 - 15:21:21
Running foul water under the tap and over the basin sinks plenty of litres when brushing your teeth. Cutting down on water waste is as easy as roughing the hewn of hair on the back of a pig squealing for more mud.
A dry application of the paste onto the bristles of the toothbrush is the first step. Given that the lather and foam builds up in either event of being wet or dry, this eliminates the unnecessary snap under the stream.
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Ethan Switch - Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 23:44:22
Smashing pumpkins are one thing. Pumpkins that smash back is another scenario entirely. One fruity enough for the vegetables brained by the pressure of it all.
What starts out as a collection for omelettes branches out to the catering of a table complete. With no table, however, the setting is never complete.
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Ethan Switch - Wednesday, August 16, 2006 - 16:54:18
From on high, the lay of the land starts off a cliched saying that leaves no room for fun. Fun which just happens to be on the menu and this time, it's an all-you-can-eat buffet. Only so long as the theme ingredient happens to be the eggs as they bomb from the heavens.
Running under the gun offers the benefit of knowing the end if taken down as the target. Doing it much harder on the scale of time, the stretch of albumen is sticky, gooey and tastes very different.
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Ethan Switch - Friday, August 11, 2006 - 23:42:46
Two wrongs can make a right in small situations. One such being the slight civil annoyance of another commuter's feet riding pride high on the train seats.
Despite the posted signs and hypocrisy of sitting in another's filth, perpetrators of this small act continue to thrive in the misery of others. Often only concerned in self removal in busy or peak times.
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Ethan Switch - Wednesday, August 9, 2006 - 12:49:48
Charmed, surely, for the fact of the matter is that there is nothing like pride to initiate a self destruct sequence. Strong arms on the side and a head full of stone, it's not without the pain of others having to bear the presence that leaves the flourish spectacular in its pomposity.
Pomposity, though, has no place here. In a barren landscape where the high point suffers from taking a bite in the back of the head, standing tall and proud brings every one down.
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Ethan Switch - Sunday, August 6, 2006 - 23:40:39
Taken away in the night and watching the cracks of the road pass underfoot, the stakes of the game are high. Sitting idle in many Australian homes right now is a Census form waiting for the night of Tuesday, 8 August 2006.
A night wherein the population at large will face down the barrel of a blue or black pen and mark their lives in a snap shot for the Australian Bureau of Statistics to collate and regurgitate over the next few years to slight astonishment.
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Ethan Switch - Wednesday, August 2, 2006 - 16:24:24
Open through the skies, devoid of entities in heavens of the heathens, hail stones the size of caution rain down upon the fields. Clearing out a distance between the feet and scalp, one strikes a man down.
Rain, and the free fall of water, turns into a mini celebrated event. Largely due to the fact that the arid conditions of the race and game leave nothing much in the way of recycling their own waste water.
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Ethan Switch - Tuesday, August 1, 2006 - 13:02:51
Closing another excruciating series, the 2006 run of Big Brother ends after 101 days. Perth personal trainer Jamie Brooksby beat off the other contestants to come out as the eventual winner. Right on his heels, Camilla Severi, picking up the runner up mantle.
Despite the late run into short odds following the gobble wobble incident, Severi (alias Camilla Halliwell during her time inside) was edged out in the end. Overall pity and compassion votes garnering only 47% of the final eviction night tally in her favour.
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