The Wax Conspiracy

Ancient apercus from January 2006

Invasion Day celebrations saved by stabbing westward

Ethan Switch - Thursday, January 26, 2006 - 23:51:38

On the jagged end of a broken bottle, a 22 year old Perth man has reluctantly helped to keep alive the spirit of Australia's Invasion Day. Despite suffering only minor injuries, the attack on his person recognises the colonisation centuries ago by the forefathers looking to unleash their cargo of prisoners.

Cut open, the Perth man's inaction coincides with celebrations all throughout the country as commemoration of the 1788 start of the slaughter and claiming of inhabited lands as void of life.

Read the rest of Invasion Day celebrations saved by stabbing westward

 

Legless and lawless in a land of lament

Ethan Switch - Wednesday, January 25, 2006 - 12:31:39

Sizzling with the heat of prayer made too long and a thought stuck on one, Nuan Tian Teng found his sweaty forehead seared with the mark of contemplation. A devout follower of the Buddhist faith, his skin was remarkably cool to the touch despite the exposed tissue below the surface of skin.

A vaunted regular at the Spice Boys Indian takeaway restaurant in the Hunter Connection, Teng was caught off guard by a remark made on his regular mid morning journey to the hole in the wall. Finding the mysterious concept too consuming, his thoughts lay his head on the bain marie for the weight and wait.

Read the rest of Legless and lawless in a land of lament

 

From a sensation they call a celebration leading to another's erection

Ethan Switch - Tuesday, January 24, 2006 - 16:40:19

Yajaira Bruna, a young man many considered part of the few, was walking along an ill-lit street late on Friday night. Fresh from celebrations with his brethren, he was slightly inebriated and smelled of a hint of cumin.

His left shoe was missing and his walk staggered from a combination of his dragging toe, bloodied by the loss of nail, and the level of alcohol in his system.

Read the rest of From a sensation they call a celebration leading to another's erection

 

Greenpeace takes a breath, Germany takes a carcass, Japan takes an order

Ethan Switch - Friday, January 20, 2006 - 23:01:43

Looking to keep alive the crew members aboard the Esperanza and Arctic Sunrise, Greenpeace took to temporarily turning their ships away from the bloodied seas made redder by Japan's whaling fleets of recent weeks. Focus is now on the companies which finance and profit from connections to the yearly slaughter and search of ingredients for delicate palettes.

More specifically, those with supermarket ties and product lines in various states and countries. Such as Gorton's in the US, Sealords in New Zealand and Nissui in Europe and various other locales shuffling the shame.

Read the rest of Greenpeace takes a breath, Germany takes a carcass, Japan takes an order

 

Singing and swigging and shivving and splitting

Ethan Switch - Wednesday, January 18, 2006 - 23:53:07

Down the lake with the putrid stench of marketing gone loose, US import show, Prison Break faces a more than accepting convergence of awareness. Parting cheeks wet with soapy water and a room full of criminals, the landscape for Australian television hype continues to reach deeper levels.

Last Thursday, with the movement of changing guards, Todd Ellis and Todd John Carr made leave of Silverwater gaol. Holding up work permits, like Jedi waving away Storm troopers, or Time Lords with wallets clasping papers dipped in telepathic ink, the pair suffered no troubles strolling back into society.

Read the rest of Singing and swigging and shivving and splitting

 

Compartments, meridians and the ever fallible truth of discovery

Ethan Switch - Thursday, January 12, 2006 - 11:00:03

Willy is of jet black hair, mild complexion and appears fairly stocky despite having height on his side. Even though he grew up on a hut beside a lake, Willy never was one to swim further than the length of the watery graveyard. A bed of liquid which has claimed the lives of many wayward cattle in years past.

Balding for the respect of fashion models without compunction, Morris was a city dweller. A man rousing on the edge of suburban decay between the hidden nooks of skyscrapers and buildings that need window washers for the first floor. Made of moderate intelligence, his lot in life was riding on the backs of others for success.

Read the rest of Compartments, meridians and the ever fallible truth of discovery

 

Climbing attendance record fuels amensia on on-ground sports match

Ethan Switch - Wednesday, January 11, 2006 - 16:06:30

Confronted by the face of her long time rival, a competitor in a little known sport sparked an unheard controversy and wowed those in attendance. With a sheer audacity none have seen for far longer than the distance between two unknown points, Claretha Jameson and Jenna Somer produced a stunning display of championship mettle on their battle for glory.

Swimming through spectators along a field of crimson pink with a rod of immensurable strength. Jameson vaulted her efforts above that of her arch nemesis. Somer, coming to grips with the gravity of the situation, was initially caught off guard before establishing herself with grappling hooks hidden underneath her soles.

Read the rest of Climbing attendance record fuels amensia on on-ground sports match

 

Holiday road deaths leave impressive score to settle for next year

Ethan Switch - Saturday, January 7, 2006 - 15:06:17

With help from an extra leap second for New Year's Eve of 2005, the nation's drivers and passengers trumped last year's holiday road toll. Staggering through the doors of hell with an impressive 30 count corpse increase, the tally of 78 crumpled and charred remains leaves a high mark for the next Christmas and New Year period.

Showing a renewed effort over last year, Queensland rose to the challenge and added a baker's dozen to read 19. One short of the reigning champions. An effort which brought out all reserves to include those without licences to drive.

Read the rest of Holiday road deaths leave impressive score to settle for next year

 
class=hst

The Wax Conspiracy to your pocket

Finagle with our bagel and keep a fresh and up-to-date eyeball on our latest reviews, articles and filthy somesuch. Mmm doughy.

 

Articles and all that more wordy stuff

Where in Kentucky - Mammoth Cave National Park
Monstrously, and seemingly neverending, sitting under the home ground of Colonel Sanders, the world's largest cave system. Yucatan comes nowhere close. Not even Cocklebiddy poses a threat. No comparison. Small holes looking up at a big fat long one. Sadly, with possible age and lack of food, no minotaurs to be found within the lime walls.
Homebrew Diary - Wheatbeer of misery
If what can turn a foul mood around becomes the harbinger of the foul mood, what happens next? Turn it into a learning experience. And when that learning curve makes a late break over the plate, you'd better start to swing away.
Homebrew Diary - Blackrock IPA + Hops
It doesn't take a big man to admit that he drinks. It takes a big man to get wasted and perform impromptu sermons naked from a balcony; raving upon the ravages of the insanity of stata bylaws and noisy offspring in adjoining arpartments...

class=grimm

id=vonnegut

For lovers of reviews on music, books and theatre with advice and fiction on life and evolution.

Creative Commons License

© Copyright 2002-2008 The Wax Conspiracy

The Natural Wax T-Shirt for sale

Nipple protection from the elements?
Armpit hair needs a lair?
Bellybutton catching too many flies?

Then grab this comfy chest covering and other kinds of T-shirts at The Wax Sweatshop.

id=ufo