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A telling of September 2005

Water, water everywhere, let's bathe in human waste
Ethan Switch - Sunday, 4 September 2005 - 20:05:59
Gilligan's dead body washes up on the radar
Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 7 September 2005 - 18:28:25
Anniversary of 9/11 attacks tips wine glass over waves of renovations
Ethan Switch - Monday, 12 September 2005 - 19:28:06
Spears beats Princess Mary in spitting out another human
Ethan Switch - Thursday, 15 September 2005 - 20:28:02
One contractual year in Thailand too long for non-prostitute
Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 21 September 2005 - 23:50:24
Ethanol in the petrol mix, but what of sniffing connoisseurs?
Ethan Switch - Friday, 23 September 2005 - 18:05:04
Sydney Swans swing in with a win
Ethan Switch - Saturday, 24 September 2005 - 23:31:56
No next time for Dr. Claw
Ethan Switch - Tuesday, 27 September 2005 - 23:22:39
Move along, nothing to see here
Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 28 September 2005 - 19:03:04
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Where in Kentucky - Mammoth Cave National Park
Monstrously, and seemingly neverending, sitting under the home ground of Colonel Sanders, the world's largest cave system. Yucatan comes nowhere close. Not even Cocklebiddy poses a threat. No comparison. Small holes looking up at a big fat long one. Sadly, with possible age and lack of food, no minotaurs to be found within the lime walls.
Homebrew Diary - Wheatbeer of misery
If what can turn a foul mood around becomes the harbinger of the foul mood, what happens next? Turn it into a learning experience. And when that learning curve makes a late break over the plate, you'd better start to swing away.
Homebrew Diary - Blackrock IPA + Hops
It doesn't take a big man to admit that he drinks. It takes a big man to get wasted and perform impromptu sermons naked from a balcony; raving upon the ravages of the insanity of stata bylaws and noisy offspring in adjoining arpartments...

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