The Wax Conspiracy

A telling of March 2004

World's Oldest Teenager up for Age Discrimination
Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 3 March 2004 - 19:46:26
Moo Moo Num Num Yum Yum
Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 3 March 2004 - 20:14:19
She Bangs, He Rocks, They Make Gravy
Ethan Switch - Friday, 5 March 2004 - 13:44:36
Floating Along a Downstream
Ethan Switch - Monday, 8 March 2004 - 19:22:32
Bulldogs Fans Celebrate with Pack Rapes
Ethan Switch - Sunday, 14 March 2004 - 23:38:45
Metric Martyr on the Move to Weighing Less
Ethan Switch - Monday, 15 March 2004 - 19:41:57
Rubbing Down with the Good Oil
Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 17 March 2004 - 18:34:49
As Much As Can Be Sweated
Ethan Switch - Friday, 19 March 2004 - 15:14:40
War is Good for Offloading the Masses
Ethan Switch - Friday, 19 March 2004 - 16:10:38
Touch Me Judge, I Want Some Juice
Ethan Switch - Tuesday, 23 March 2004 - 18:42:13
Getting Down to the Slitty Gritty
Ethan Switch - Tuesday, 23 March 2004 - 19:11:32
Guinea Pigs Looming on the Horizon
Ethan Switch - Friday, 26 March 2004 - 15:11:56
'Irreversible' Stays Underneath
Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 31 March 2004 - 16:03:27
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Where in Kentucky - Mammoth Cave National Park
Monstrously, and seemingly neverending, sitting under the home ground of Colonel Sanders, the world's largest cave system. Yucatan comes nowhere close. Not even Cocklebiddy poses a threat. No comparison. Small holes looking up at a big fat long one. Sadly, with possible age and lack of food, no minotaurs to be found within the lime walls.
Homebrew Diary - Wheatbeer of misery
If what can turn a foul mood around becomes the harbinger of the foul mood, what happens next? Turn it into a learning experience. And when that learning curve makes a late break over the plate, you'd better start to swing away.
Homebrew Diary - Blackrock IPA + Hops
It doesn't take a big man to admit that he drinks. It takes a big man to get wasted and perform impromptu sermons naked from a balcony; raving upon the ravages of the insanity of stata bylaws and noisy offspring in adjoining arpartments...

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