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A telling of August 2003

Cracked eggs, dead birds, scream as they fight for life. (He sang for spring and he sang for me.)
Belvedere Jehosophat - Sunday, 31 August 2003 - 12:06:35
Frog Hugging Candle Wicks Get Licked
Ethan Switch - Friday, 29 August 2003 - 17:11:57
Questionable McDonald's Board Promote Corporate Clown
Ethan Switch - Friday, 29 August 2003 - 15:41:14
Watching Watchmakers Watch Life Tick By
Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 27 August 2003 - 16:25:13
Cherishing Those Probing Kodak Moments
Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 27 August 2003 - 16:00:28
Metrosexual Males Make up Minority
Ethan Switch - Monday, 25 August 2003 - 19:45:31
Kournikova Still Manages to Appear at US Open
Ethan Switch - Monday, 25 August 2003 - 19:16:53
Shifty Apostrophes and the Demise of the Hyphen
Ethan Switch - Friday, 22 August 2003 - 23:20:33
Great glee returneth; for Animals Should Not Act Like People
Jimmy Weasel - Friday, 22 August 2003 - 12:33:30
'Just Married' Divorced from Survey
Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 20 August 2003 - 19:46:25
Fear and Worry Pushed Door-to-Door
Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 20 August 2003 - 19:25:55
Archaeologists Stage Preemptive Raid of Mexican Tomb
Ethan Switch - Monday, 18 August 2003 - 19:49:04
The New Breed
Jimmy Weasel - Monday, 18 August 2003 - 16:53:32
Steam Dream Team Clean Mean Sheen
Ethan Switch - Friday, 15 August 2003 - 22:45:38
Channel Channels Overload of Death Threats
Ethan Switch - Friday, 15 August 2003 - 22:37:42
Clijsters is Hewitt is Cletus Kasady
Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 13 August 2003 - 18:40:06
Chewing the Skies from Placards of Want
Ethan Switch - Monday, 11 August 2003 - 19:12:07
Pepsi Pounce on the Prefizzed Pops of Coca-Cola
Ethan Switch - Thursday, 7 August 2003 - 18:30:34
Cycle of Fear of Things That Were and Will
Ethan Switch - Thursday, 7 August 2003 - 14:47:55
The monkeys are safe
Jimmy Weasel - Thursday, 7 August 2003 - 09:40:09
Gallop Canter Gallop 8 8 Gallop
Belvedere Jehosophat - Tuesday, 5 August 2003 - 23:46:06
Chances Are You'd Love a Jew
Ethan Switch - Tuesday, 5 August 2003 - 15:24:05
Mashed Monster Moves On
Ethan Switch - Friday, 1 August 2003 - 17:13:23
O Brother Where Art Thou?
Ethan Switch - Friday, 1 August 2003 - 12:16:28
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Monstrously, and seemingly neverending, sitting under the home ground of Colonel Sanders, the world's largest cave system. Yucatan comes nowhere close. Not even Cocklebiddy poses a threat. No comparison. Small holes looking up at a big fat long one. Sadly, with possible age and lack of food, no minotaurs to be found within the lime walls.
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If what can turn a foul mood around becomes the harbinger of the foul mood, what happens next? Turn it into a learning experience. And when that learning curve makes a late break over the plate, you'd better start to swing away.
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