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A telling of July 2003

Filleting a Shark with a Poker in the Ear
Ethan Switch - Monday, 28 July 2003 - 12:49:49
Lost Chihuahua Finds Computer and Printer
Ethan Switch - Friday, 25 July 2003 - 16:33:15
Kegs of Beer, Water on the Drain
Ethan Switch - Friday, 25 July 2003 - 13:11:28
Service Reminder Begets Explosive Hissing
Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 23 July 2003 - 12:03:00
Silverstone Track Invasion Baffles Many, Enlightens None
Ethan Switch - Monday, 21 July 2003 - 13:03:10
Big Brother Set For Female Finish
Ethan Switch - Monday, 21 July 2003 - 10:01:06
Creaking Pensioner Nearly Beaten by Egg
Ethan Switch - Friday, 18 July 2003 - 13:18:58
Blitzkrieg on the Nazis Stationed at the Gate
Ethan Switch - Friday, 18 July 2003 - 11:05:01
Terminator Promotion Ploughs Cars Through Corpses
Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 16 July 2003 - 18:56:47
Accident Prone Man Finds Self in Drain
Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 16 July 2003 - 13:01:55
Smell a rat? You're flying Qantas
Alex Yamakazi - Monday, 14 July 2003 - 15:43:59
Caringbah Bizzos Re-opens for Biz
Jimmy Weasel - Monday, 14 July 2003 - 14:16:56
Bulls Hit But Fail to Impale Internet Casino Popup
Ethan Switch - Monday, 14 July 2003 - 12:55:18
Strange meaningless dealings
Jimmy Weasel - Monday, 14 July 2003 - 10:32:02
NASA rebukes The Sunlit Man
Jimmy Weasel - Saturday, 12 July 2003 - 17:10:48
SARS insanity strikes where it may or may not hurt
Jimmy Weasel - Friday, 11 July 2003 - 16:41:38
Dolmios Master Puppet Grins For the Reaper
Ethan Switch - Friday, 11 July 2003 - 14:31:58
Residuum of a Maltese Terrier Cross
Ethan Switch - Friday, 11 July 2003 - 12:44:58
Blankets and Bottles for the Whickety Whinos
Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 9 July 2003 - 15:55:39
Smith and Nguyen Kill Cats In Winter Heat
Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 9 July 2003 - 11:36:25
Soup is Good Food
Belvedere Jehosophat - Tuesday, 8 July 2003 - 12:17:10
Crumpet craving causes chaotic cringing
Jimmy Weasel - Monday, 7 July 2003 - 18:12:05
Old Lady Goes Bumping and Grinding
Ethan Switch - Monday, 7 July 2003 - 13:54:56
Paper and Sticks and Shovel and Match
Belvedere Jehosophat - Monday, 7 July 2003 - 02:43:52
We Got No Need for Sideshow Freaks
Belvedere Jehosophat - Saturday, 5 July 2003 - 10:58:11
More Than Prices Falling at Westfields
Ethan Switch - Friday, 4 July 2003 - 18:14:10
Radioactive Man swims with the JLA
Ethan Switch - Friday, 4 July 2003 - 15:28:09
One Hand on the Wheel, the Other Down in the Pants
Ethan Switch - Wednesday, 2 July 2003 - 15:48:53
God is in the TV - Blood for Baal!
Alex Yamakazi - Wednesday, 2 July 2003 - 11:48:50
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