Dragon chasing to choke the little naked children

Ethan Switch - Monday, September 6, 2004 - 17:41:05 - print it raw

Hand in hand, the mounds of sticky and soiled tissues prepared for a load shot by PM Howard's release. Out for the day amidst the family skin and the win they would bring, the throat croaked, "There is no greater priority than the protection of Australia's children." Bracing for the planned attack on wholesome values, an initiative to wipe out the pornography that taints minds and empties out pockets.

Eyebrows and the man were shoved hard against the light as the Arts and Sports minister with no chin and a name of Kemp was trotted out. Calculations were made, monies were counted and portions on funding were exposed. Magic Dirt, touring the land with a Government grant and a show of rock across an outback of schools. Their style of explosion not the focus here, or how long they've been fighting for some cheese, instead, the squeeze is on their lyrics and the profanities, debauchery and drugs laced within.

"Doesn't look at all good for a Government that claims to be concerned about family values," Bill Muehlenberg of the Australian Family Association.

Pundits make connections: the Governement, swamped in crusted pants of the state capital for pornography, is hunting for some smack for the crackheads in the Senate.

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