Ethan Switch - Sunday, 7 January, 2007 - 23:27:13 - print it raw
Clear away the debris, it's time for a short order cook with body plates to serve 63. During the summer, England were not the only ones being pulverised as they saw their first whitewash defeat at the hands of the Australians for the first time in over 86 years of The Ashes.
National holiday road toll target numbers, up last year an astonishing event from that of 2005, left the mark high to hit for the close out in 2007.
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Ethan Switch - Monday, 25 December, 2006 - 23:22:30 - print it raw
No rest for the wicked as the bodies roll into the death hold for the end of year holiday road toll. Sweating nothing but the space in the morgue, the kick into the dent of population continues a hearty pace. As the nation gears on for the Christmas fattening of their pouches, the wheels continue rolling away long after the cinders and ash.
Currently reading out with 20 on a nationwide scale, it's New South Wales showing the skid marks what for heading 7 into the mix. Queensland are hot on the death trail with 5 body bags as Victoria doubles the English rude salute to perch the cliff's edge on 4. South Australia and Tasmania pile on with 2 each and merry the way down the line.
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Ethan Switch - Sunday, 12 November, 2006 - 16:23:48 - print it raw
Cancer's scorecard on the Australian publicity front took a walk into a neutral car spot reserved for people in blue boxes. One up and one down, not moving anywhere beyond the notes. An effective dead zone, where the bodies float on the craft of a fake Jamaican.
Before the mid morning Remembrance Day procedures were in full swing, news of the hospital deathsheets hit the wires.
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Ethan Switch - Friday, 22 September, 2006 - 23:52:51 - print it raw
Kick a busted out tire and wrap it round a calamari ring, the mood for painting socks into the wind is but coming to a close for another pair of much vaunted public figure Australians.
Leading into the charged memorial on the first half of the week, with fans flocking in red and black and hitting Sandown Raceway, Peter Brock. Driver of a few cars, champion of a many years and titles, a run in with a tree getting the better of him.
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Ethan Switch - Friday, 8 September, 2006 - 19:49:32 - print it raw
Clipping another smashing fine week for tributes to media saturation of the oiled and fallen, certified racing legend Peter Brock primes the funeral pump with his passing.
Slamming around a tree during day two of the Targa West rally session, Brock's co-driver, Mick Hone, only suffered prangs to his chassis. There is no hope for ironing out the shock sustained to the Daytona Coup.
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Ethan Switch - Tuesday, 5 September, 2006 - 23:54:59 - print it raw
Escalating competition in the documentary market and the resurgence of the environment as an issue are possibly behind the fatal attack of Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin.
Trained stingray platoons yesterday sent one of their short-tail own to silence Irwin as he was filming another one of his documentaries. The unidentified fish stabbed the owner and operator of Australia Zoo with its poisonous barb causing his heart to seize and ruin the loose story board of the documentary.
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