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Continuing police numbers quell the punchlines for a backstage pass

Ethan Switch - Monday, December 19, 2005 - 14:32:16 - print it raw

Blood spilling on the streets of the beach side suburbs from Cronulla to Coogee suffered a heavy hit over the weekend. With the ever increasing bloat of police and law enforcement taking up a noted presence, the backhanded squirrel slappers and pony fists took a back seat.

On the main bitumen of the Sydney CBD, thousands turned out in supportive force against the racial events of the previous weekend and rambling week of radio shock jock incitement.

United Against Racism, an anti-racism rally organised by the National Union of Students, drew out many a culture for the day leading into a picnic gathering. Disgusted at the cloaking of white supremacist bandits flowing a fist full of face race fury, many fronted wearing and waving the Australian flag, hopeful to reclaim the colonial spirit of invasion from the white marauders drunk with racism and alcohol.

Suspicious smelling bogans and rednecks riding buses into the hot spot areas with incendiary and weapons of mass commotion were caught. Eluding the focus of terror experts, those questioned by authorities were apparently eager to join in on racial profile beatings as opposed to sheer acts of indiscriminate terrorism.

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