Australia hands over the keys to the universe within

Ethan Switch - Tuesday, May 31, 2005 - 19:57:22 - print it raw

Swirling around the cesspool of international relations, there was nothing beyond the face at the close of ceremonies. Judges decisions were final and all bets fell on solid ground. Any outstanding matters left lying on the court would be rendered null and void. Another day is passed as another crown jumps from one to another.

The representative from Australia, Michelle Guy, was taken out in the early stages of the Miss Universe selection. An effect so flint and quick yet able to take some of media brunt off of the ever spiraling state of Schapelle Corby and the ever escalating vocal warbles of supports and family members.

With no conclusive circular relation holding the lands of Australia and Thailand together, Australia's time at the right hand side of the Milky Way was severed by the crowning of Russian-born Canadian, Natalie Glebova.

At the ceremonial passing of the guard, the sentry who would stand distracting the gates of the Milky Way Galaxy shall on the duties once presided over by last year's charge, Australia's Jennifer Hawkins. There now to deflect advances of James T. Kirkian leaps across interspecies relations.

Having sustained no alien attacks since the installation of Miss Universe, Glebova will be looking to continue the perfect rate of defence.

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